Good read, "Our Current Economy"

Bt Doctur

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" The economy is so bad that...


I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because

they can no longer afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.


And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the

economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security,

retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.



I got a call center in Pakistan , and

when I told them I was suicidal,

they got all excited, and asked

if I could drive a truck..."
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